So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
MY PHONE JUST AUTOCORRECTED MARCO TO MARIO
I AM SO DISTRESSED
I just think of the scene where Jean finds Marco’s corpse and says “Marco, is that you…?”
and his last breath exhales
"No Jean, it’sa me, Mario"
emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.
this is important because so many people don’t know this